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wilco · Anmeldungsdatum: 02.05.2006

You're fucking fat, Robert.

The Cure are an awful band of troglodytes that have slain brave adventurers and took from them their rightful musical instruments. Armed only with mopey black mandolins and a synthesizer that can only play one note at a time, they have sworn a quest to drown all that is interesting and good in stupendous amounts of alcohol.
Their languid, repetitive music hypnotised an unfortunate portion of the population, especially those who wear black in the middle of summer, and those who believe that their poetry is not crap. It is no coincidence that these people often dream of killing themselves; The Cure have been trying to kill themselves since 1976. Unfortunately, they have only succeeded in pickling themselves, and now contain so many preservatives and formaldehyde that they can never die.

Robert Smith's hair is not of this earth.

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dizzy_M · Anmeldungsdatum: 29.04.2006

*grinsenmuss*

figure · Anmeldungsdatum: 29.04.2006

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Frosch · Anmeldungsdatum: 28.02.2010

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